so explain again why im purple
no
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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