dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she pinky promised me she was 18
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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