I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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