wake up i wanna do it froggy style
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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