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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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