I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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