oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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