okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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