btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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