Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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