So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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