I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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