But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
