have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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