you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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