I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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