my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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