have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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