the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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