YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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