After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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