Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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