you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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