How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
