I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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