i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Randomize
