i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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