Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
did i walk over a car last night?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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