Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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