Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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