He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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