Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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