you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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