She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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