Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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