Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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