i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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