I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
is it fun? or sober?
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