big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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