i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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