is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
