plz talk dirty to me
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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