Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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