doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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