Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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