the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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