Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
is wine microwaveable?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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