problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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