My brain says no but my pants say off.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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