dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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