We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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