Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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